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Sunday, July 29, 2007

Nobody 706

Sunday, July 29, 2007
Nobody # 706

Nobody Asked Me But:

Grandchildren are your children’s love gift to you. (your writer)

One of life’s mocha malts is flying to Tucson and back the same day to see the newest Harry Potter with your daughter and grandchildren. That was how I spend yesterday.

Here is my quick review of the film. (My review of the company with whom I saw it is an A+)

“As I think back to the movie, I realize even more how much I liked it. It was clearly the best so far, partly because of the way it was made and partly because it was darker, just as the novel was darker. There were no playful scenes - except for the Weasly twins blowing off their finals. Life had moved beyond play for Harry and his group. And with the darkness comes increased interest. Such is life.”

“What fools these mortals be.” - I was thrilled to pay under 3.00 per gallon (2.97.99) for my gasoline this morning. Now that’s sick!

Did you know that until 1942, American school children said the Pledge of Allegiance not with their hand over their heart but with a stiff-armed, flat-palmed salute?

JIM’S WISDOM (Just a name, not a claim)

UP: Grandchildren - Benjamin, for just completing his first week in the first grade, Emily for ending her first practice with a club soccer team, exhausted but saying “ I learned so much that it was the best practice I have ever had” and Ryan for making the supreme sacrifice by letting his mother read Harry Potter first.

UP: J.K. Rowling, for writing the incredible Harry Potter series, and for making the seventh and final book the best of them all.

(Rowling stands with a newly unveiled portrait of herself by Stuart Pearson Wright at the National Portrait Gallery in London.)

And while on this subject, I have always known that Ann Coulter was Mrs. Lord Voldemort, but, until recently, I could never name her husband. Then I read a piece by columnist Thomas Sowell in which he identified himself as the evil one. This is what he wrote:

“When I see the worsening degeneracy in our politicians, our media, our educators, and our intelligentsia, I can't help wondering if the day may yet come when the only thing that can save this country is a military coup.”

It is a good thing that I believe so strongly in free speech, lest I find Sowell/Valdermort’s remark dangerously close to treason.

UP: Standing in line for the privilege of standing in line to buy Harry Potter last week. I skipped the line and waited until noon for mine, but I admire those who couldn’t wait TO READ.

WAY DOWN: Bush, for trying/lying one more time about ties between al Qaeda in Iraq and Sept. 11.

There once was a shepard boy who grew lonely watching his sheep, so he cried “wolf” and his people came to help him. But there was no wolf. After a while, lonely still, he again cried “wolf.” Once more his people came. Once more there was no wolf. Then, a third time, the boy cried “wolf,” but this time his people said, “the boy is a fool, a liar or both,” and no one came. The next day the boy lost his job to a Democrat.

DOWN: Blowback. Of course, Islamic Fundamentalists (between 50 and 75 "disparate groups,” according to British intelligence) have flowed into Iraq to fight Americans just as they flowed into Afghanistan to fight Russians. Only then we financed and armed them.

UP: Joe Klein (Time Magazine) for saying the same thing last week that I have been saying for months. The way to guarantee a Democratic victory in 08 is to unite behind a Congressional agenda (Iraq, health care, energy, education) that the people want and either pass it, forcing a Bush veto, or push it to the point where Senate Republicans block it by threatening a filibuster.

DOWN: Democrats, for changing their attitude towards abortion. Not for the policy shift itself - there is nothing wrong with a goal of reducing the number of abortions - but for their hypocritical motives for doing so. Pandering to get Religious Right votes is an even greater “sin” for Democrats than for Republicans.

DOWN: Japan, for slowly, bomb by bomb increasing their offensive military posture and capability. I can’t totally fault them in this dangerous world but, by gradually eroding the part of their constitution that prohibits this, they are damaging what should be a beacon light of example for the world.

DOWN: America, who wrote this clause into Japan’s constitution and are now encouraging its violation.

UP: The wife of Louisiana Senator, David Vitter, R. When he criticized her for the quantity and quality of their sex, she replied, “You’ll pay for that.”

UP: Matt Groening, (see picture) the creator of The Simpson's, who told the New York Times, “I’ve rarely voted for a winner in my political life, with the exception of Al Gore.”

DOWN: My fellow Americans, at least those who are sexist. Here is an example.

Linda Carroll, 59, who lives in Crystal Springs, Miss., is “not ready for a lady president.”

“I’m not for this women’s lib stuff,” she said. “I’ve always thought the woman should be at home and not in the workplace.”

(Comment: Sometimes I think I should move to Europe where women are allowed out and religion is kept home.)

SIDEWAYS: Hillary, who, according to the Washington Post, came to the floor of the Senate in a top that put “cleavage on display.” If you’ve got it flaunt it. But does she have “it?”

(Comment: Perhaps she does, because according to one “expert” on Tuesday’s debate, Clinton won the “body language battle.” And that was with her cleavage completely covered.)

(Disclaimer – I am not trying to titillate you with these remarks. I am just trying to keep you abreast of what people are saying.)

DOUBLE-DOWN: Starbucks, for raising their drink prices and for raising them an odd rather than an even amount. I don’t need to pile up more pennies.

UP: Libby - Daughter Amy is getting married next month and she is fighting an obstinate organist to have “Once In Love with Amy” played as one of the prelude songs. You go girl!

Who can ever forget Ray Bolger’s song and dance number of that song in “Where’s Charlie?” I know, for most of you youngsters, you can’t forget what you never saw.

DOWN: Being a hostage to Iraq. While Americans and Iraqis die the Iraqi government takes an August break AND our government defends their doing so - White House spokesman, Tony Snow, “ it’s really hot in Baghdad then — 130 degrees.”

The tail wags; the dog sits up and begs.

SIDEWAYS: Rudy Giuliani - UP for being the most publicly secular major candidate of either party and DOWN for his conceit in believing that he is America's moral compass.

UP: Liberals, for their attempt to build a long-term strategy around an affirmative message of what the Constitution means and what the enterprise of constitutional interpretation should be about.

Too many forget that our constitution is not just a restriction on the dangers of bad government but a celebration of the possibilities of good government.

UP: Mrs. John Gotti. “It's disgusting that people are still obsessed with Gotti and the mob," she told The Daily News. "They should be obsessed with that mob in Washington. They have 3,000 deaths on their hands."

DOWN: Newt Gingrich - tell me that is not the name of a Southern species of lizards – anyway, down Gingrich for calling the Republican presidential field a "pathetic" bunch of "pygmies." Careful Newter, right or not, remember about glass houses and throwing stones.

UP: Maureen, for writing about “W.’s reign of error.” That Dowd woman can really coin a phrase.

Aside – Do you trust this man?

UP: Jerry Crowe, who has been writing the page 2 column in the LA Times sports section since T. J. Simers went missing in action. I hope this is a permanent change. I liked T. J. until his act grew tired and tiresome. Crowe is both fresh and writes in a style somewhat similar to the great sports columnist Alan Malamud.

Malamud, who wrote for the Los Angeles Herald-Examiner until it folded and then for the Times until his death in 1996, was the ultimate American success story. He proved that a man can achieve greatness despite his most humble beginnings – In Malamud’s case, as Sports Editor of The Daily Trojan.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Nobody 705

Sunday, July 22, 2007
Nobody #705

Nobody Asked Me But:

Eighteen years ago Friday last, (7/20/89) James Mateland Turner and Barbara Alice Burson were married at the Elbow Beach Hotel in Bermuda.

The following is from Nobody # 610, written on August 7, 2005, and refers to Seattle:

With coffee one must have doughnuts. One of our very best discoveries on the trip was a doughnut shop called Top Pot. Great doughnuts in an ultra-modern environment – a two-story glass wall at the front, with bookshelves lining the side walls, the table and chairs, modern but comfortable and a loft covering the back half of the store. If we had one within 20 miles of home, I would spend as many mornings as possible there.<<<

Imagine our surprise when we walked into the Starbuck’s in Los Altos last week and Barb noticed that their doughnuts (picture below) were flown in from Top Pot. Now why can’t they do the same in Southern California?<<<

Later: They are. I saw them at my Northridge Starbucks Thursday.<<<

I started the Nobody above (610) with this message written by Elizabeth and George in case anything was to ever happen to the both of them. I believe now, as I believed then, that it belongs in any and every book of great quotes:

“Please raise our kids with love, direction and dreams.”

JIM’S WISDOM – TRIP EDITION

UP: The Los Altos Art And Wine Festival – the entire event was nicely staged with excellent examples of art and crafts.

UP: Dennis Barloga – (showing his art) He was the artist we went to see and his art was everything we expected. We bought these two works from this very nice man. The cottage is a digital photograph copied onto canvas and stretched. The flower screen, also digital, is copied onto wood.

UP: Arriving early. We drove from our hotel to Los Altos early Saturday morning to find parking, and then spent the waiting time at a table outside a Starbucks with coffee, our doughnuts and the SF Chronicle, reading about the Dodger win the previous night. (Actually Barb mixed sitting with wandering. I just sat contentedly.)

UP: Doing the same thing at a different SB’s, this one across from the Stanford campus, on Sunday morning.

DOWN: No televised baseball. Much to our surprise the television at the hotel where we stayed did not carry the Giant/Dodger games being played only 30 miles from where we stayed.

UP: The hotel itself, the Dinah, very retro-tropical and very well maintained with lots of foliage, pools and fountains.

UP: The weather, which was warm enough for me to sit on our patio next to one of the decorative pools at 6:30 in shorts and tee while Barb slept, but was never too hot.

WAY UP: The small peninsular towns, especially Los Altos and Palo Alto. They would be delightful places to live – if one were delightfully rich.

DOWN: Traffic on El Camino Real, the main surface street running the length of the peninsula. It was bad man, bad.

UP: Attending a Saturday afternoon signing at M Is For Mystery bookstore in San Mateo. The authors, Marcia Muller and Bill Pronzini, are married but write separate detective series. Muller is one of the three great pioneers in women-detective crime fiction. (The others are Sara Paretsky and Sue Grafton.)

DOWN: No job offer. Once more we drove through the Stanford campus without anyone stopping our car to offer me a semester visiting professor’s position teaching America, The Sometimes Beautiful.

Their loss.

UP: The food. Friday we ate at the Palo Alto location of the Fish Market, one of our favorite San Diego restaurants. The view couldn’t compare, but the food was just as good – fried shrimp for Barb and pan-fried sole for me with au gratin potatoes, one of my favorites. Saturday we ate at the Creamery in the Stanford shopping mall – my chiliburger and Barb’s patty melt were delicious but our mocha malts were even better.

(Confession – Friday evening we stopped at the Creamery’s main restaurant in downtown Palo Alto and split a hot fudge sundae, which I liked better than did Barb)

And, of course, our Sunday on-the-way-home stop at La Super Rica in Santa Barbara was excellent as usual, even if we did have to wait in a line stretched far out the door.

UP: Three new Starbuck’s, which takes my total to 330.

WAY, WAY UP: Getting away.<<<

JIM’S WISDOM - IRAQ

DOWN: Our president, for lying twice last week about Iraq.

Lie # 1 - "The same people that attacked us on September the 11th is the crowd that is now bombing people, killing innocent men, women and children, many of whom are Muslims, trying to stop the advance of a system based upon liberty.”

Truth - The group doing the most spectacular bombings in Iraq, al Qaeda in Mesopotamia, is a splinter group with no real connection to bin Laden’s al Qaeda.

Lie # 2 – “"We just started [the surge]."

Truth – the operation to secure Baghdad has been going on since February.

DOWN: Harry Reed, for playing politics with the lives of Americans. He could pass a possibly veto-proof compromise that places the Senate on the side of a timetable for withdrawal from Iraq, but he prefers to force reasonable Republicans to side with our unreasonable President in the hopes of winning their Senate seats in 2008.

Bad moral move, Harry, bad political move too.

Down: Friendly enemies – 45% of anti-American fighters in Iraq are Saudis and al Qaeda gains strength while finding safe refuge in Pakistan, two countries that we count among our “friends.”

DOWN: Our president’s sense of geography. Al Qaeda is housed in Pakistan, so we fight a war in Iraq.

UP: Oy, what a mess, which is the way Joe Klein in Swampland, Time Magazine’s daily political E-blog, summarizes all the possible scenarios in a 3-part partition of Iraq. S

ideways: The National Intelligence Report, which says that we are less safe now then on 9/11. UP because it tells the truth. DOWN because the truth hurts.

DOWN: George’s timing – our President gives the OK to the CIA to resume its use of semi-torture in questioning terrorism suspects. (If he really means to stay within the Geneva accords, why do you think he is outsourcing the places at which the questioning will take place?)

Meanwhile in the same week a new book is out, (“Legacy Of Ashes, The History of the CIA,” by Tim Weimer) which details the ineptness of that organization throughout its history. Romanticized or demonized in fiction and the movies, it has been the last to know in everything from the invasion of Korea to 9/11.

JIM’S WISDOM – MISCELLANEOUS

UP: The latest anthropological hypothesis – that humans evolved to walking on two legs because it saved energy, which could be then used for hunting and sex. Or was that hunting sex?

SIDEWAYS: Joe DiMaggio’s diary is being offered for sale. UP if he would have wished it, DOWN if he would not have. He was such a private man that I suspect the latter.

DOWN: Bathroom problems, as in I couldn’t use any of ours for long periods last Thursday because we were having what seemed to be an open house for Time-Warner repair men. They were here from 1:30 until 7:30 and still couldn’t fix the problem.

UP: Al Franken, who raised $300,000 more for his Senate campaign than did his Republican opponent. It would be good to have a professional comedian in the Senate amongst all the amateurs.

UP: Shutters – Our bedroom looks so cool since these 4” beauties were installed last Tuesday.

DOWN: Jury summons – Can you believe that they want me to report to Chatsworth on August 27. That’s a long commute from Kauai.

UP: None of the above, which was the leader for the Republican nomination for President in the latest AP poll.

DOWN: The so-called New Great (religious) Awakening in the Democratic Party, which is putting me to sleep.

DOWN: Equating morality with religion. I’m as moral as the next guy. Hell, I’m more moral than most of the next guys.

UP: Your writer, for already being on page 150 of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.”

DOWN: The New York Times, for its policy of banning HP books from its main best-seller list.

ALL THE WAY DOWN: Those sick bastards who try to spoil the surprise by giving away the ending of “Deathly Hallows.” (No I haven’t heard anything except lies and/or guesses. Nor do I want to)

WAY, FAR DOWN: Kopi luwak, the new, and very expensive, Indonesian coffee made from the droppings of civets. If this shows up on Starbuck’s menu board, I’m switching to Seattle’s Best.<<<

Tolstoy vs. Bush on Iraq:

Bush – Great leaders make history, which he is doing in by staying the course.

Tolstoy – History is made from the bottom up and because we did not win the hearts and minds of the people in Iraq, we have no chance.

Personally, I think Leo is dead right on this one, but putting Iraq aside for a moment, with which theory of history do you agree?<<<

EXTRA UP: The inside-out sundae that we shared for dessert after our anniversary dinner. The restaurant applies hot fudge to the outside of a large frozen glass, fills the inside with 3 scoops of Dandy Don’s ice cream topped with whipped cream and adds a circle of fudge and pecans on the plate around the stem of the glass. You take a spoonful of ice cream, scrape the hot fudge from the side of the glass, dip it in nuts and enjoy!

Blame my daughter. She sent these to me.

1. A site called "Who Represents" tells where you can find the name of the agent that represents a particular celebrity. Their domain name?
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers exchange advice and views at:
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at:
www.penisland.net

4. Let's not forget the Italian Power Generator Company:
www.powergenitalia.com<<<

Friday, July 13, 2007

Nobody 704

Sunday, July 15, 2007
Nobody # 704

Nobody Asked Me But:

To those
Who laughed with me on sunshine days
And walked with me through foggy nights.
Especially to those
Who listened when I talked
And when I was silent. – James Kananaugh

I WAS THERE.

Forty years ago today, (last Wednesday) the Angels hosted the longest All-Star game ever played, an Anaheim Stadium marathon won by the National League, 2-1, on a 15th-inning home run by Tony Perez off Catfish Hunter….

I was there.

Perhaps you read where the William Randolph Hearst/Marion Davis house in Beverly Hills (below) went on the market last week for $165M, making it the highest priced home in American history.

I was there – inside, I mean. I delivered flowers to a movie set inside the house in 1979.<<<

Here’s Hugh in response to my exciting boyhood vacations:

Summer vacation for me was going to my grandfather’s farm in Visalia. It was always a treat for me who loved farm work (my mom and dad always left for home JUST when feeding the chickens was losing its appeal).

This reminds me of when I was a boy. We lived on a semi-farm outside of Lansing, Michigan. Like Hugh, I used to feed the chickens, collect the eggs and avoid the messes. About this time, I also saw the movie, “Reap The Wild Wind,” in which John Wayne battles a giant octopus. Put the two together and you have my recurring boyhood nightmare about being chased around the chicken yard by a giant octopus.<<<

JIM’S WISDOM

SIDEWAYS: Ryan’s accident – he broke his thumb at camp last week. (Just after the picture - left) That’s way down. He broke it because he tastes life at every opportunity and accidents happen to those who do so. That’s way up. (But I still hurt for him)

UP: J&B, for our impulse trip to Las Altos this weekend to check out the art festival – especially an artist whose work we are considering. (example below left)

DOWN: The NEA, for loving Obama until he mentioned “the thing whose name shall never be spoken” – merit pay, after which they assumed their usual head-in-the-sand position while giving Barack the one-finger salute.

UP: The writers of Genesis, for having differing creation stories in chapters one and two, so that the reader can choose the one he/she likes best.

DOWN: Congressional Democrats. If you are going to challenge Bush’s “expansive” definition of executive authority choose an issue of more importance than firing eight federal prosecutors.

UP: Thomas Friedman, for his unique plan to protect the environment – “Imagine if there were a Web site — I’d call it GreenSinai.com — where every time you thought you had violated one of the Ten Commandments, or you wanted to violate one of them but did not want to feel guilty about it, you could buy carbon credits to offset your sins.”

I see two problems though. First, the Catholic Church might sue for infringement on their patent for selling indulgences. Second, some of us might never have to contribute.

DOWN: The truth in this sentence from “Requiem For An Assassin,” a novel by Barry Eisler. “Americans would rather send their young to die than to carpool.”

UP: Those Republicans who are deserting Bush on Iraq.

DOWN: Homeland Security, where approximately one-quarter of the top positions are unfilled.

SIDEWAYS: Cultural differences – In American it is a moral offense to have a mistress. In China it is a moral offense to have a baby with your mistress.

Way down: The American Film Institute, for dropping “From Here to Eternity” (1953) off its 100 best films list. It finished a too low 52 in 1998 but out of the top 100 not only questions the validity of the new (2007) list but the sanity, as well, of those who made the selections.

(And you can make the same case against them for dropping “A Place In the Sun” off the list.)

DOWN: Stanley Fish. Professor Fish is supposedly smart enough to write for the NY Times and yet he is not bright enough to see the contradiction between his dogmatic creed that “teachers teach and students listen” and his statement that an important part of learning for students is to acquire analytical skills.

Analytical skills come from a balance between listening and speaking freely.

UP: Socrates, who knew that the key to great teaching is to encourage students to speak up, not to shut up.

Down: Americans, for wasting toilet paper in public restrooms – as much as an arm’s length per pull.

UP: Richard Thorn, for perfecting an electronic dispenser, which spits out five sheets per waving hand.

DOWN: Pope Benedict, for saying that non-Catholics are essentially non-Christians. It makes one nostalgic for the humility and ecumentalism of John XXIII.

UP: The All-Star tribute to Willie Mays, the greatest baseball player of all time. It gave me chills to watch as he circled the field in the back of a pink Caddy convertible throwing autographed balls to the crowd.

DOWN: Our government, for spending $12B per month on two wars that promote terrorism.

UP: Al Martinez, (remember me writing last week about letters to the LA Times saving his job) for rejoicing over the songs of pride that he heard America singing on her birthday but despairing over songs he didn’t hear -

“I heard no songs of peace sung in competition to the drums and bugles. I saw no crowds gather to sing not only of an America that is good, but of an America that could be better.”

The Martinez column last Monday from which I quote the above is so poignant that I will finish today’s Nobody with his words, which are far more eloquent than my own.

“So I've composed the four phases of combat as a reminder of what exists beyond the glow of secular nationalism.”

“Phase One is the aura of invulnerability that accompanies young warriors as they stride off to battle, a feeling that protects them from distant realities. Dying, they will tell you, is the fate of someone else, not them. They will remain untouched by the bullets and shrapnel that shape the economy of their embattled lives.”

“Phase Two is when death nudges closer, taking a friend who has suffered next to them through months of combat training, a brother in arms alive one moment and gone the next, like the transitory drift of a passing cloud. A soldier new to war's caprice is suddenly transformed by the silence of the dead, and the emptiness of death's eyes.”

“Phase Three embraces the terrible knowledge that it can happen to you, that eternity rides on the winds of combat's shifting fortunes, hovering over landscapes that war morphs into graveyards. It is a fearful and lonely realization, the facing of one's mortality, and it comes, as knowledge often does, at the price of an easy mind.”

“Finally, Phase Four. This is not, as you might suppose, death or injury, because they fall into a category of their own. Soldiers and civilians lie side by side in the awful unity of silence and pain, either beyond eternity or walking proof of combat's violence. Wearers of the Purple Heart will live to relive their agony, and those untouched by bullets or shrapnel will join them in the view, because that's what Phase Four really is - memory.”

“Recall is the aftermath of war that wounds the soul, and a veteran can never again walk free from the shadow it casts. War reminds its aging sons what it was like to be death's companion. The memories come in nightmares that gallop through the darkness, or in flashes of horror that fire through the head at unexpected moments; while driving, while dining, while listening to music, while playing with children, while watching a movie, while making love.”

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Nobody 703

Sunday, July 8, 2007
Nobody # 703

Nobody Asked Me But:

My country, 'tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty,
Of thee I sing;
Land where my fathers died,
Land of the pilgrims' pride,
From every mountainside
Let freedom ring!

My belated birthday wish for my country is that we choose leaders who respect freedom and accomplishment more than power and reelection, and the rights of the common as much as those of the propertied. May these leaders both tax and spend with common sense, remember that equal opportunity is still almost as much myth as reality and make war only for causes for which they would be willing to die or have their children die.<<<

From somewhere in cyberspace:

You know you're living in 2007 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.<<<

"Those who cure you will kill you."

A terrorist cell of doctors? Hard to believe – but really scary. Did they cross their fingers during the Hippocratic Oath?

And wouldn’t it be nice to be able to test people for terrorist genes?<<<

Will somebody please help me? I am so confused. I thought that conservatives and the SC Justices who represent them worshiped at the altar of strict construction, seeking out the original meaning and intent of those who wrote the Constitution and making these principles the basis for their decisions. Then how could they twist the 14th Amendment, written expressly to help freed slaves, in such a way as to turn it against Black Americans?<<<

JIM’S WISDOM:

UP: The traveling trio, meaning my grandchildren, who make mockery out of that old song, “Don’t get around much anymore.” Ryan (below in brown shirt) is at his usual summer camp in Prescott, challenge rocks and ropes class, ultimate frisbee, fishing, archery, handcrafts, riflery and sewing. (riflery and sewing?) Emily is with a friend in Florida, sweating, swimming and dodging alligators. Benjamin has just returned to Reno after 3 weeks in beautiful, downtown Tucson.

When I was their age a summer trip meant traveling to near-by neighborhoods to play against rival softball teams.

Don’t mind me, I’m just jealous.

Down: Being happy about paying ONLY $2.99 for gas this morning.

Down: Feeling uneasy that the surly Middle-Eastern attendant at my Arco station might be planning a suicide bombing.

Down: The proposal to charge for home mail delivery. Neither rain, nor snow, sleet nor hail can stop the U.S. mail - as long as you pay your monthly bill.

UP: Jrue Holiday – the number three-ranked high school senior verbaled to UCLA last week. The Long Beach Press Telegram’s Frank Burlison, widely considered one of the best high school/college basketball writers in the United States, compares him to Dyane Wade.

WAY UP: Ben Howland, who has brought the golden days back to UCLA basketball.

Down: Adding air marshals as a result to the UK bomb threat. There should be no need to ADD because we should, at all times, have a high quantity of air marshals. Too bad that this administration believes in budget-busting wars and penny-pinching preparedness.

Down: Shopping at Dillard’s. The department store is one of my wife’s favorite Tucson stops. But after the shooting incident there last Sunday, I think she will have to settle for Wal-Mart.

DOWN – Mitt Romney’s family pet obsession. His two main campaign topics so far seem to be his twin loves – family pets and hunting.

Makes one wonder if he ever combines the two?

DOWN: Journalism on the cheap. Newspapers across the country are firing above the line reporters and columnists to keep below the line profits high.

UP: Letter writers, thousands of them, who pressured the LA Times to rehire long time columnist Al Martinez. At least in one instance, cost-cutting surrendered to public outrage.

SIDEWAYS: America, for holding it soldiers accountable for the murders at Haditha. America for not holding its leaders accountable for the murders at Haditha.

DOWN – Government lying. When they say Iran helped Iraqis kill five G.I.’s they are probably telling a straight story, but with their history of dishonoring truth, how can I be sure?

UP: GOD for not being afraid of trial and error. According to King James’ boys, SHE created light on the first day, was somehow dissatisfied with the way it worked, and added the sun on day 4.

UP: David Brooks, for putting the Gordon Libby episode into perspective and changing my mind along the way. Here is what he wrote.

I especially love his last sentence. “Republicans who’d worked themselves up into a spittle-spewing rage because Bill Clinton lied under oath were appalled that anybody would bother with poor Libby over lying under oath. Democrats who were outraged that Bill Clinton was hounded for something as trivial as perjury were furious that Scooter Libby might not be ruined for a crime as heinous as perjury. It was an orgy of shamelessness. The God of Self-Respect took sabbatical.”

Way Down: Nouri Kamel Mohammed Hassan al-Maliki, the Iraqi Prime Minister, who "refuses" to permit the U.S. to "carry out any military operation in any Iraqi province or city without first acquiring permission from the leadership of the Iraqi forces." That’s called spitting in the eye of your protectors. How about we bring the troops home and see how long he lasts then?

UP: Tennessee, for carding me if I ever return there. “Starting July 1st everyone is required to show identification before buying beer in Tennessee stores.” I may make a special “go home again” trip to Memphis and buy a beer just to feel young again.

UP: Ceiling fans. We now have one in our bedroom and it is way cool. Green walls, the fan and shutters (still to be installed) will make every night like a hotel stay.

UP: My computer, Google and I, for finding satellite close-ups of the Hawaiian hotels at which we will be staying later this summer. (You can tell that it doesn’t take much to thrill me.)

SIDEWAYS: Bill Clinton, who told thousands of Democratic supporters here that his wife is better qualified to be president than he was when he first ran for the job. That’s either saying a lot or a little??

DOWN: Editing at the LA Times, for letting this slip through - "Kemp said his next mental obstacle will be to anticipating the adjustments pitchers will make when facing him." More cost-cutting???

UP: Yawning, which scientists now think is the body’s way of cooling the brain and clearing the thought process. (And you though I was just bored.)

SIDEWAYS: “Stare decisis.” Should the Supreme Court have decided against Brown to uphold Plessy? No! Should the Court ignore precedent and gut Brown? No! (nor Roe either.)

UP: John McCain, for feeling contempt for Mitt Romney. I can identify with that.

Down: Mirthala Salinas, the Telemundo newswoman whose journalistic code of ethics seems to include sleeping with the politicians she covers. Our mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa, (pictured at left sitting with his wife and at right standing with Salinas while being interviewed in front of school children on the topic of morality) is her current bedmate. Before that it was Assembly Speaker Fabian Nuñez and state Senator Alex Padilla.

LA Times columnist, Steve Lopez, wonders if the men (who also get down arrows) were playing a game of ¿Quien Es Mas Macho?

But the best comment came from an 84-year-old Latina who called Lopez and asked him to pass it a message to the mayor:

"Tell him that his brains are between his legs, and there's not too much there."<<<

The myth buster strikes again. Last week I exposed as untrue the legend of tie goes to the runner. This week I will do the same for the myth of no more gold in California.

Last night we went to Eagle Rock for pizza at Casa Bianca. (below, left) Now the city with the famed rock, nestled between Glendale and Pasadena, is the last place you would expect a gold strike. Hungry and wanting to get home early we were there 10 minutes before its 4 p.m. opening. In those 10 minutes several others showed up. Within 15 minutes of our being seated the place was full. When we left at 5, the waiting line was stretched around the corner. The place with the best pizza west of Boston, and maybe east as well, is a gold mine if I ever saw one.<<<

FYI - Female orcas can live 80 to 100 years in the wild, while male orcas rarely live past 40.

Comment: Having multiple wives will be the death of any male.<<<

Sun-days special - Here’s the NYT on sunscreens:

The FDA is planning to bring some guidance into a glutted marketplace, but until then you shouldn't believe most packaging claims. There's no such thing as a sunscreen that lasts all day, you should always reapply after swimming, and, to get effective coverage, you should use about a shot glass of sunscreen on your body, and a teaspoon for the face.

Comment: For some of we round-bodied people, make that a Double Shot.<<<

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Nobody 702

Sunday, July 1, 2007
Nobody # 702

Nobody Asked Me But:

Stories we love to tell our children

There are 3 great stories that we love to tell our children when they are young. (1) There is a Santa Claus. (2) There is a tooth fairy. (3) A tie goes to the runner.

While the first two are true, number 3 is a myth. Watch any baseball game and you will see that almost every time there is a tie situation, the umpire jerks up his thumb and yells, “You’re out!<<<

Justice - the quality of being honorable or fair.

Last week was a bad one for justice. The Supreme Court, or more correctly the unjust 5:

1. Weakened a key provision of the campaign finance law. 2. Once again favored business over the environment.
3. Limited the free speech rights of students.
4. Allowed the federal government to finance religious activities.
5. Struck a blow against racial equality in schools. (and misrepresented Brown vs. The Board of Education decision to justify doing so)

Paul Simon again proves to be an astute prophet:

And high up above my eyes could clearly see
The Statue of Liberty
Sailing away to sea – from American Tune<<<

Note: The lone exception to this assault on justice was when Justice Kennedy joined the moral minority to override the wishes of the four on the right to execute the insane.<<<

Virtue - the quality of doing what is right and avoiding what is wrong.

This week’s example is Great Britain, which has lived with terror for a long time and still preserved its courage, dignity and freedom.
We could learn from them.

“If you’re near the bomb when it explodes, well, that’s really unlucky,” Ms. Birgit Klinkner said. “But there are millions of people here, people are walking around, nobody looks too frightened, I don’t think anybody is staying at home, or tourists are staying in their hotels. They always say that Londoners just take it as it comes, they don’t get nervous. English people are like that anyway, they just sort of mind their own business, they don’t get in a panic.”<<<

JIM’S WISDOM

WAY UP: Aaron Afflalo, for being chosen by Detroit in the first round of the NBA. This was higher than most had projected and it could not have happened to a nicer young man.

UP: Jeffery Toobin, CNN Legal analyst, for writing the truth - "When it comes to the incendiary political issues that end up in the Supreme Court, what matters is not the quality of the arguments but the identity of the justices"?

DOWN: Dick Cheney. Of all nationally elected figures in American history, Cheney is most certainly in the top five of those having contempt for the Constitution he is sworn to uphold.

UP: The reputation of former Attorney General John D. Ashcroft. For all his faults, and there were many, he fought hard to prevent the unconstitutional treatment of terror suspects after 9/11.

DOWN: Stanford law professor John Yoo, who betrayed Ashcroft, his boss, by secretly helping the Cheney gang twist the Constitution into a pro-torture document.

DOWN: The city of Oakland, for excessive political correctness. They labeled using the words “natural family” something close to a hate crime, because they imply that gay marriage is unnatural, and banned them from government e-mail and employee bulletin boards.

(Pardon me. Obviously the phrase excessive political correctness is redundant.)

DOWN: Poor taste. Using words to hurt others.

Up: First Amendment – free speech limited to good taste is no freedom at all.

DOWN: Sexists who label Hillary, "ambitious, calculating, driven” – as if male politicians are not.

UP: Ben Bolch, Times Dodger Writer, for his sports quote of the week – “Garciaparra didn't have a ball hit his way, but he did have several opportunities at the plate with the potential go-ahead run on base, and he made the least of them.”

UP: Gene D. Block, who hopes for the best and prepares for the worst. The former University of Virginia provost is preparing for his move to Los Angeles where h becomes the chancellor of UCLA on August 1, by having his car radio programmed to LA traffic reports on XM.

UP Anonymous – “New Zealand is where men are men and sheep are nervous.”

WAY DOWN: Ann Coulter who said on ABC's Good Morning America, "I've learned my lesson. If I'm gonna say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot."

ALSO WAY DOWN: ABC for giving this creature a forum.

AND DOWN AGAIN: Bill Maher for saying something similar in March about Cheney.

UP – Pro-union Democrats and pro-business Republican Senators who courageously voted for a recent bill to require a boost in new car mileage.

DOWN: Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, for ordering a vicious crackdown on dissent.

WAY, FAR DOWN: Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, for hiding his “crack down squad” behind masks. (see photo)<<<

This week’s “I love war as long as I don’t have to fight it” award goes to Nobody’s hero Dick Cheney who tied a world record by getting five deferments to avoid fighting in Vietnam.<<<

Quote of the week: Smiley Burnette, on former cowboy star Gene Autry, whose wealth and success came in many fields – movies, radio, records, ownership of broadcasting stations and likewise of the Anaheim Angels (well maybe not success with his beloved Angels): "Whenever the wolf came to the door, Autry ended up with a fur coat."

FYI: One of JFK’s secret passions was golf, at which he was reportedly very good. How good was he at the other? Only his playing partners know.<<<

Truth, or lying liberal press? Is it true as Maureen Dowd claims that after Senator Richard Lugar, R. (Ohio) urged the President to start removing troops from Iraq, “Dick Cheney, the president of the Senate, immediately expelled Mr. Lugar and appointed himself the new senator from Indiana.”<<<

Three men lured Michael J. Sandy to a known gay trysting spot on Long Island to rob him and ended up beating him to death. This happened not because they were homophiles but because they thought he would be an easy target.

Since the victim was gay, they are charged with “hate crime” murder, which begs the question; can you have a hate crime without hate?

Yes, says Brooklyn district attorney Charles Hynes. No, says your author.

What do you say?<<<

I have always felt that philosophy often creates something out of nothing. Here’s an example:

The writer is Professor Stanley Fish in his weekly NY Times column. “The criticism made by atheists that the existence of God cannot be demonstrated is no criticism at all; for a God whose existence could be demonstrated wouldn’t be a God; he would just be another object in the field of human vision.”

In other words: I can’t comprehend Her, therefore SHE exists. Uh, right.<<<

Days when it all gets too heavy
I drift away to the sea - James Kavanaugh

I too have peaceful escapes. Of the three that come immediately to mind, two, like in Kavanaugh’s poem, involve the sea. Close to the middle of Big Sur there is a restaurant-gift shop named Nepenthe. The deck (below) of the walk-up food and drink area looks far down on the waves rolling or crashing against the sand and rocks. In the other direction is the tree-covered mountainside. And all around you is peace. You just have to open up and let it in.

Slightly farther away, the Halekulani is, as advertised, an oasis of peace in the middle of hectic Waikiki. And the prime of the prime is an 18th floor room with its balcony offering up a view of ocean and beach all the way to Diamondhead. Sit there in the morning with a cup of coffee and you can see everything or nothing – whichever your self needs.

Number three is close to home – the lone window table at the Northridge Starbucks on a rainy day, with my Coldstone, a cup of black, a good book and drifting thoughts.<<<

WHEN IT ALL GETS TO HEAVY
by james kavanaugh

Days when it all gets too heavy
I drift away to the sea - James Kavanaugh
Or where the sunshine filters through the trees,
And strip away all my cloths,
Let go of everything I own,
Everything I hope to be,
Everything others have hoped for me,
Till I feel some connection
With the earth
and the sun,
Some profound contact
With the sky
And water.
I lie for hours almost motionless
Laugh at ambition
Know that most pain
Is the by-product of my plans
The weight of my expectations.

Then for a time I am free again
I can feel my smile
In my hands and my knees.
Spreading over my cheeks
Softening my face
And warming my groin.
I walk slowly and talk slowly,
Move with the trees,
Feel the grass growing up my legs,
The wind blowing like my very blood,
My body flowing with the planet.
And for a time I know
I am rooted in the earth,
That nothing will take away my life
Unless I give my heart
To those who have never kissed a tree
Or made love with a soft green hill.